i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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