did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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