I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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