i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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