Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
there is puke in my bra ... again
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