Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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