I can't watch pbs sober anymore
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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