I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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