yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
