Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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