I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you would pick up someone in the library
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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