just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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