You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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