Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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