That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
this is an emotional support booty call
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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