There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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