If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
time to smoke my breakfast
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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