My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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