David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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