just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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