at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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