I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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