4 words: hood of his car
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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