I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
