there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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