Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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