How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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