This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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