why didn't you poke me back
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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