she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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