i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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