I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
