In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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