im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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