he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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