I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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