That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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