When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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