well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have fence marks all over my body
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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