so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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