when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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