What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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