Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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