For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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