we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
so much tequila, so little girl.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
