She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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