Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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