New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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