we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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