Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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