I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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