i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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