Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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