margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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