No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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