Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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